Email Marketing Lunch & Learn | hey lauren
hey lauren · august lunch & learn

Bring your laptop.
Leave with email marketing done.

The one you keep meaning to get to. One day to build a welcome sequence that connects with people while you're not even at your desk, plus a system so simple it's under two hours a month from here.

Reserve your seat for $350
Date
Wed 5 August
Time
9:30am – 2pm
Location
Crooked Spire, Midland
Seats
Only 10

...email marketing.

You know you need it. You've known for months. It's on the list, right near the top, and it never actually moves, because it always feels bigger and more technical than the ten other things fighting for your attention today.

So it gets pushed down again. And another month goes by where the people on your list hear nothing from you at all.

Here's Option C: a day where someone sits with you and actually builds it. Not a lecture on email strategy. The real thing, live, in your account, done by 2pm.

The reasons email marketing keeps losing to everything else.

It keeps getting pushed down the list

Always important, never urgent, so it never actually happens.

It feels technical and overwhelming

Automations, sequences, tags, triggers: you don't know where to even start.

It feels spammy or inauthentic

You don't want to be the person clogging inboxes with nothing to say.

There's no time to write regularly

Consistent sending sounds nice in theory, impossible in an actual week.

Imagine leaving at 2pm with it just… handled.

A welcome sequence that greets every new subscriber, builds trust and does the connecting for you automatically, in the background, whether you're at your desk or not. A simple rhythm for what comes after, that takes under two hours a month. And nothing sitting on your list making you feel guilty anymore.

Everything you need to leave with it done, not just understood.

Your welcome sequence, built

A real, working sequence that connects with new people automatically, live by the end of the day.

A sub-2-hour-a-month system

A simple, sustainable rhythm for what happens after the welcome sequence, no daily effort required.

Someone beside you

Support on hand the whole day to answer the "wait, what do I click" questions.

Accountability

Someone keeping you on track so you don't drift back to email at 11am.

Coffee

Because nobody implements anything well without it.

Lunch

A proper break, included, so the day actually feels sustainable.

This one's for established business owners.
You're not brand new. You've got a business running, not still figuring out what you sell.
You already have email marketing set up. It's just… sitting there. Barely used.
It feels a bit outdated. The last thing you sent was a while ago and you're not sure it still matches your business.
You know you should be using it, you just haven't had the time or headspace to actually build it out.
You want it working automatically in the background, not one more thing to manually keep on top of.

What to bring

Just your laptop, and login access to whatever you're already using. We'll handle the coffee, lunch, and the rest.

Lauren

Hey, I'm Lauren.

I've spent 15 years as a practice manager and the last several years as the COO and OBM behind more than 25 businesses, the one people call when something needs to actually get built, not just talked about.

I've built businesses with a baby on my hip. I've been the one up at 3am figuring out why an automation broke the night before launch. I know what it's like to know exactly what you should be doing and still not have the hours to do it.

That's exactly why this day exists. Not another course to add to the pile. A few hours where someone sits beside you and helps you finish the thing, so it's done and off your mind by the time you go home.

Wed 5 August · 9:30am–2pm · Crooked Spire, Midland

The Email Marketing Lunch & Learn

$350
One payment. Coffee, lunch and support included.
Reserve your seat
Only 10 seats. Once they're gone, they're gone.

"Business doesn't have to be this hard. You don't need another course. You need someone to explain the how, and sit with you while you do it."

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